Dear Huns,

Thank you for the interest shown in our old website that contains information roughly three years old, I suggest you nip along instead to the new one, www.hweucsc.net. You'll find that far more up to date including, and I have to really stop myself laughing here, details of this year's "bigotsfest" (though that's rich coming from you lot).

Contrary to Cov's rather bizarre post, and I accept that reality detachment on FF is a must for any discerning poster, not only has the TB Supper featured in several media reports since McLean's famous staggering exit, we have no lack of celebs wishing to appear each year (we have to keep the numbers down to something manageable), and this year the event was sold out once again - despite it landing between the Milan and Old Firm games.

As you appear to be so interested in that hilarious night, we shall provide you with the actual events rather than the deluded outpourings of fevered imaginations (it shall appear on the E-tims website), however a quick summary. Jack McLean was pissed, dull and rambling, to the point where heads were being clutched and pained expressions worn. Jack McLean was simply embarrassing himself. Consequently, in a fit of pique, he staggered out stage left to a slow handclap. His subsequent diatribe was nothing more than an incredible huff brought about by a bruised ego and probably no small embarrasment. Its interesting that he could write about events he had not witnessed since he was off to meet Johnny Walker.

I fully understand that in these troubled days for self-policing Rangers supporters you are desperate for some kind of angle, but you're on a loser with this one.

Yours faithfully
hweucsc.net webadmin